I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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