I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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