Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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