And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Houston, we have a squirter
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize