South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ugly people sure do ruin things
do herpes really smell.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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