i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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