When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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