All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
is that a dick in a sweater?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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