Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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