I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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