I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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