butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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