Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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