And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
oh god the rape fog is back!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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