where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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