Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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