I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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