I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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