I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i came on her dog
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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