I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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