I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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