we have officially lost it.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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