nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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