My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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