sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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