There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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