last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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