she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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