i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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