i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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