i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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