i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I can text with my tongue
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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