i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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