i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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