True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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