Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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