So drunk its hurt
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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