so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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