Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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