Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(210): View more from Texas

cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.

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(845): View more from New York

Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch

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(406): View more from Montana

I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina

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(315): View more from New York

I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.

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(219): View more from Indiana

My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."

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(443): View more from Maryland

so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him

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