that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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