Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I smell stomach acid.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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