At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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