The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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