she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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