When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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