Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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