Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
They are going to name an STD after you.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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