If i come over, it means nothing
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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