oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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