I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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