Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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