hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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