just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize